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"Njan onum parayunilley.... namal enthenkilum paranjittu kaliyaaki chirikkanalle? Anganipo sugikanda.
Smile is theLighting system of the Face...Cooling system of Heart...
Charging system of Mind... So keep Smiling
always.*Good Night*
Da padikuvano den
Study all these..its imp..surely it will come in exam..
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1.Reg no
2.Name of exam
3.Date
4.Subject
5. Subject code
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Now plz dont say thanks.!
Nee urangiyo? Oru karyam parayan marannu...
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Da onu mulliyit kidak bedil mullum .
Gud nit swt drmz
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry gudd lukeeng aar werry baddd att spallings.
Vatt iz yorr opeeneun.?
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Once,a man died and he went 2 hell.d devil gave him a list of punishment and told him to
chose any 1.
But instead he challenged d devil 2 make him suffer.d devil tried all d punishments But it failed every time.d devil started crying & asked hw do u tolerate all dese punishments, The man SMILED and answered
SILENTLY,
" I'm an ENGG student!"
Night is a
nice gift.
so open
the gift
by closing
ur eyes.
U will see
the another world waiting for U.
Enjoy it with sweet dreamz."Good night....
The smiling moon,
The silent night,
The cool breeze and All the shining stars are wishing you to close ur eyes to have a fine sleep.gudn8, swtdreams.....
Don't Hate anyone in ur Life.., B'coz someone makes U Happy Someone gives u Experience, Someone teaches U how to face troubles.., So,,,
"LOVE ALL"..gd mng..
Onc a persn ws smkin @ airprt
A gntlman askd:Hw mch do u smok a day?
smokr:why..?
Gntl:If u had collctd d money instead f smokn,d plane vch s infrnt f u,wud 'v been urs
Smkr:Is tat urs?
Gntl:No.!!
Smkr:Tanks 4 ur advice bt,dat plane s mine
Smkr ws VIJAY MALLYA
Moral:Aalariyathe choriyan povaruth..
Frnds like U R really a problem..They stay in heart.Pay no rent.Dont vacate easily...& when they go,they leave the whole plac broken.
Realy A BIg pROblM...!!.
Dundumon: 3 nimisham kondu 633 name parayan pattumo?
Tintumon:500ran, 100jahan, 10dulkar, 9thara, 6mugam, 5ali and 3sha. Total 633 OK da
Teacher: Vakyathil prayogikkuka, Randarakkodi. Tintumon:rande mukkaalinulla bus kittaanayi njan veettil ninnum Randaraykkodi
Alcoholic Keertanam
Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'WHISKY'
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY'
Thasmaisree'BEER'eNamaha
!!"Chearrrs"!!
Listen and silent r
2 words with same alphabets
and rvery imp. 4 frnship
b'coz
only a true frnd can
listen u when u r silent..! gdevn
Adhyam nammal kandu.
athu ente yogam.
pinne parichayappettu.
ente thalavidhi.
pinne nammal mindi.
ente grahapizha.
pinne nalla koottukarayi
athu ente munjjanma papam.
ennalum nammal iniyum friends ayirikkum.
athu ente thalavara.
churikkiparanjal
"varanullath vazhiyil thangilla"
Auto driver turns in a NO TURN area. The traffic police sees him, but doesn't stop him...
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WHY??
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He was Walking..!! :-D
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PLZ DONT CRY OK ! ;-)
Tchr:AnkanaThaimavil ninnadyathe pazham veezhke,ammathan nethrathil ninuthirnu chudu kannir-karanam ezhuthuka?
Tintu:Mambayam vinathu ammayudae thalayilarnu!:-)
RINPLUS:
Each and every HEART has pain,
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in their eyes while others hide it in their smiles.
Good morning have nice day!
Diff b/w Real n Fake Frnds!
FF: Nvr ask 4 food.
RF: wait 4 u to open de lunch box..n jus grab it frm u
FF:calls ur name sweetly
RF:calls u always with stupid silly names
FF:"nvr seen u cry"
RF: cry wid u
FF:Borrow ur stuff 4 a few days then giv it bak.
RF:keep ur thngs so long tat they forget its urs.
FF:knw a few thngs abt u.
RF:Cud writ a buk abt u wid direct quotes frm u.
FF:Wud ignor tis msg
RF:Wil Sent it to d Best budz. :!< !<
BE COOOOOL
A sweet poem especially for u: Eat bread wid butter, Cut pencil wid cutter, If u will forget me, U will definately fall into Gutter....
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Call rates 1 paisa/2Japanese Proverb:
If one Can do it,
U too Can do it,
If none Can do it,U must do it
Indian version:
If one Can do it,
LET HIM DO it..
If none Can do i secnds.
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But, One Condition..
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And finally
Kerala version:
If one can do it, Stop him frm doing it..
& If none can do it, Make a strike against it..
Changes in life is good, but see that, your changes dont take you far away from the people, who likes, loves and cares you...gud nt.
Pandoke ravile kozhikal koovi namme unarthumayirunnu...
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Kaalam poya pokke
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Innippo "KOZHIKALE" unarthan njan SMS ayakande gathiyayi...
Gud morning...
6 words gals say:
1. FINE-Ths is d word women use 2 end an argument whn dey r right n u need 2 shut up.
2. FIVE MINUTES-If shes getn dressed,ths means half an hour.
3. NOTHING-Ths is d calm b4 d storm.Ths means sumthn n u shud be on ur toes. Arguments tht begin wid NOTHING usually end in FINE.
4. GO AHEAD-Ths is a dare,nt a permission. Dont do it!
5. LOUD SIGH-Ths means she thnks u r an idiot n wonders y shez wastin hr tym standin here n arguing wid u abt NOTHING.
6. THATS OK-Ths means tht she wants 2 thnk long n hard b4 deciding how n whn ull pay 4 ur mistakes.
Snd ths 2 al d guys u knw,2 warn thm abt arguments dey cn avoid if dey remember d terminology.
Snd ths 2 al d gals u knw 2 giv thm a good laugh because thy knw its true!!
Good morning!
Give da opportunity 4 som1 2 trust u da most... U'l know how Special u are..!
Take da opportunity 2 trust som1 da most. U'l knw how wonderful life is..
Y dO v neEd cloSe frNdZ???
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2 boRroW moNey wHn v R brOke
4 thOsE hoNeSt opIniOn'S
2 piCk uS up fRm d raIlwAy staTiOn at 2 aM
2 maKe fuN of ouR neW ouTfiTs
2 geT laTeSt prInt oF moVieZ
2 caLL aT 3 aM tO juZ sAy guDnYt
2 liSteN 2 uS, whEn eVryOne elSe is yElliNg at uS
2 juZ waLk wiTh 4 nO reAsOn
4 d eNdLesS TreAts
2 irrItAte uS witH miSs caLs whN v r slEepiNg
Or maYbe 2 seNd anNoyIng msGs liKe diz!!
keEp iN tOuCh...:-)
A Honey Bee Visits 2 Million Flowers 2 Collect Just 500 Mg of Honey.
Our Workload Is Nothing Compared To Them.
Keep Working Hard N Be Successfull.
A proven truth: "The more you show the person that you cannot live without them, the more reasons you are giving them to take you for granted..."
PAKKA ENGINEER:
External examiner to an engineering student:
Why a capcitor block DC but allows AC to pass through?
Student: ''See sir, capacitor is like this ---| |---
DC comes straight like this ------
& the capacitor stops it.
But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this . --- ..' '.
----||----:---||---.. ' . ___ .'
and jumps over the capacitor!
Sardar, wife joli cheyyunna officil chennappol wife managerude madiyil irikkunnu...!
Sardar: irangivadi ivide.. Ee joli innathode nirthikonam... Mangr: pls ocha vachu naattikkaruthu. Srdr. Nattikkum! Ellavarum ariyatte, staffinu irikkan kasara illatha kaaryam!
An old farmer wrote 2 his innocent son in prison..Dis year, I won't b able to plant potatoes as I can't dig d ground.I know if u were here u would help me.Son replied,
U idiot, don't dig d ground, that's whr I had buried d guns.Police reads d letter.Next day, the ground was dug by police looking for guns but nothing was found.Son wrote again,
Now plant ur potatoes dad, it's the best I could do from here.Where There's A WILL.
There's a WAY..!!
Urakkam Varatha Rathrikalil Njan Ninne Kurich Orkkum. Ninte Manoharamaya aa 'CHIRI' Ente Manasil Nirayum...
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"ENTE BODHAM POVUM." ...Gudnt
Shocking story:
there was a very loving swt couple.they both loved each othr alot.the man had high blood pressure.doc askd 2 tak extra care nd not 2 tak salt in d diet.dey were living vry happily.his wife used 2 give hm ppr food nd medicine.
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But 1 day,whn d wife woke up,she saw her husband lying dead on his bed.
Nobody knws hw d death occured,inspit of lots of care.
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Do u wnt 2 knw hw he died?
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Avante toothpaste'l upp ondarnu..;-)
An elephant falls in love with ant but ant's parents are against their marriage. They have a solid reason : guess....
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"Cherukkante pallu pongiyathanu"
6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter saw and shoot over. 5 birds flew away but 1 bird sitting. Why.....?
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". AHANKARAM, ALLATHENTHA."
Ethrayum sneham niranja ente suhurthukalkku,
njan ayakkunna msgukal chilapol ningalkku munpu kittiyatho ningal enik ayachatho aayi ningalkku thonniyaal,
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Enikk oru thengaayum illa.
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ullathe ayakku.
athraye pattu..
If U Pass in
Exam:-
Mom:-
Santhoshamayi mone.
Dad:-
Kollamada mone
Lover:-
Sweets Evide?
Friend:-
"chatichalloda pulle!"
KERALA ENTRANCE RESULTS WERE DECLRD :
TINTUMON msgd his rank to his friend..
Friend replied: .
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da puthiya sim edutho..? :-)
The most touching lines ever said by a person who has been hurted a lot...
" They all fooled me because I loved them like a fool''...
Chinnu:enikku oru umma tharamo?
Tintu: evide?
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Chinnu: pinne parayam ee msg vayikkunna Alavalaathi athum noki irikuva..
Dundumol: Enikku boys KSRTC bus poleya. Onnu poyal veronnu varum
Tintumon: Enikku girls auto poleya. Onnine vilichal pathennam varum.
I have learnt many things frm my Friends:
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ThEy gave me d tricks for a stupid activity,
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ThEy gave me money whEn i was empty in canteen,
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ThEy raise20 Varshathinu sheshamulla vartha ..'....',..,?,'' .'.?.?!...,.,!,.,,.?!..,........ Brazil. Indiaye tholpichu...........,...,..... thr hands towards me for gud-bye whEn i was leaving thm,
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They love me,
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They care for me,
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n i love thm too...
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But stil i've a complaint!
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ThEy dnt teach me 1 thing
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How to live without them...!
Dedicated to my swt frnds..................................... 10 wiket nu ...
Who aR BOYS?
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Boys ar those creatures, who eveN after goiNg to hell say:
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"Aliya,nokadey kaalante mol varunu.."!!!
;-)
Gud n8.
A lv stry f an engnrin stdnt.
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1guy ws deeply in lv wid his clasmate.1 day he tld her dat he lvs her a lot.bt she was angry & rfusd it.1 day she borrowed a txt book frm him & wrote dat she is an orphan & dont leave her.bt the guy nvr talked2 her.4years went.she ws sad.
Actually he was still loving her thinking dat she hate him.he nvr saw wat she had written..
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Moral:engneerng guys nevr opens the text.... ?
Smooth road never make gud drivers
Clear sky nvr mks
gud pilots
&
CLEARING al subjects in 1 attempt never makes Gud ENGINEER...
"Every1 wnts 2 go 2 HEAVEN bt no1 wants 2 DIE"
In our language it means
"Evry1 wants 2 PASS bt nobody wants 2 STUDY"
Pass this msg 2 all frendz
Don't park your bike in direct sun light.
IT CAN BE HARMFUL,
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chandhi pollum...
Without anenkil ANDIYUM POLLUM...
Frndship s not a word,Not merely a relationship, It is a silent promise which says
"I was"
"I am" &
"I wil be" a
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big headache 4 u 4evr & ever! ;-) Gd nt..
N W + E S
Anywhere
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
any day 12
9 -!- 3 6
anytime
I'm there 4u...
As a gud frnd.
Gud mng my dearIn ur class:-
handsome boy:
cutest gal:
powerful one:
the weak one:
boaring one:
irritating one:
stylish one:
comedy star:
tragedy star:
the hero:
the t frnd...hara:
the villan:
the cool:
trurty:
rply me..first.@
A guy sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house after divorce.He notices a crate of beer bottles.Takes out an empty bottle, smashing itSpell your name and look after de Meanin of each Letter in your NAME A:gifted
B:loved by all
C:innocent
D:talented
E:good but hurts
F: Respected
G:logu into concrete wall swearing, "u r da reason i dont have a wife"
smashes 2nd bottle "u r da reason i dont have my children"
smashes 3rd bottle, "u r dare
H:romancing
I:feel for others
J:enjoy life
K:cheat easily
L:arrogant
M:great person
O:sportive
P:naughty
Q:cool
R:unpredictable
S:smili reason i dont have a job"
Notices 4th bottle is sealed and still full of beer..."Stand aside my friend...I know u r not involved."ng
T:genuine
U:Practical
V:calm
W:take it easy
X:caring
Y:intelligent
Z:jovial
Ur complete personality is found.
Sir:kanjikal ennu paranjal ara?
Tintu:100 msg ayachittum 1 reply polum cheyatha aal
Sir: very good, oru example para
Tintu: sarinte mol
One of best dialogue in cute friendship..!
"When i Die, Dont Come Near My
Body.!
Bcoz My Hands May Not Come To Wipe Ur Tears Off That Time !!!
Tin2mOn : Namukk innu oru cinemayk poyalo ?
Lover : Venda, Athokke kalyanathinu sesam mathi...
Tin2mOn : Athinu ninte Husband sammadhikkumo...?
:-D
A superb quote by Socrates on leadership:
"A group of donkeys led by a lion can defeat
a group of lions,led by a donkey."
Avar 3 perum bykil varumbol Police checking, vandi nirthi irangi...
"Over speedil vannathinu saaru kshamikannam,
Njangal Quotation kaara, Oruthane vetti varunna vazhiya, Nattukaar vandiyil pirakeyundu.
Moshticha bykayathu kondu bookum paperum ella saare"
Police: Ithu vallathum njangal chodicho?
Ninnu chilakathe HELMET ellathathinulla 100 Roopa Pizha adachittu poyko.. RASCALS
-KERALA POLICE ROCKS
Items in boy's room before marriage-
Perfums, Lov letrs, Bike Key, Laptop, N97, iphone,Peter England Pant&Shirt.
After marriage:-
Vicks Action 500, Loan Papers , Unpaid bills , Nokia1100, KSRTC Bus Tkt, Tirupur cotton pant and banian.
Tintu:Innale ente achan kinattil veenittu urakke karayunundayirunnu
Kittu:Ipol enganeyund?
Tintu:Ipol kinattil ninnum oru shabdavum kelkunilla
A 65YEAR old man went for sperm count.
Doctor gave bottle to collect sperm.
Next day man returned with a empty bottle & told that he tried with left hand then with right hand.
Then his wife tried with left hand, right hand,
Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands, and also with her mouth.
Then his neighbours tried same way...
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nobody could open the
" BOTTLE":-)
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but i like the way u think. ;-)
Current poyal americakar electicity boardil vilikum. Jappankar fuse poyo ennu nokum. Malayalikal appurathek nokeett parayum.... ' bhagyam ellayidathum poyi.
Teacher : nalikerathinde english word parayoo?
Tintu mon : co.....co....co...
Teacher: paranjolo athu tanne..
Tintu mon : co...cottathenga
Tintumon to friend:ninte achan plavil ninu veenu kal odinjitu nee enod onum paranjillalo
friend:sorry da
tintumon:enthu sorry,oru divsam ente achanum plavil kayarum.
An American Visited India n Went Back..
Where He Met an Indian Frnd
Who Asked:
"HOW WAS MY COUNTRY?"
It's a Great Country..with..Solid Ancient History & Immensely Rich with Natural Resources.!
He then Proudly asked:
"HOW DID U FIND INDIANS?"
INDIANS.. Who Indians.?
I didn't Find or Meet a Single Indian there.
"What Nonsense..?
Who else can u meet?"
He said..
In Kashmir..Kashmiri
Punjab..Punjabi
Bihar..Bihari
Maharashtra..Marati
Bengal..Bengali
A.P..Andhra&Telangana
also met..
A
Muslim
Hindu
Jain
Buddhist & many many more but my 'Indian' frnd
NOT A SINGLE INDIAN DID I MEET!
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Think How Serious This Joke Is, The day wouldn't b far off, when indeed v would become a collection of Nation States as Some Regional & Anti-National Politicians Want!
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FIGHT BACK, ALWAYS SAY-
I AM AN INDIAN!
Request U all to contribute in awareness by forwardin this!
"We r not of same blood.We are born in diff-places.We have diff-tastes & lifestyles.BUT still our Hearts r connected with a feeling called">F-r-i-e-n-d-s-h-i-p.
Good ev.
F . R . I . E . N . D.
F : Full of LOVE !
R : ROOT of JOY !
I : ISLAND of GOD
E : END of SAD !
N : NAME of HOPE
D : DEAR its YOU !
Be niCe aNd smiLe at evErYoNe yOu mEet. YOu dOn't knOw whAt tHey aRe GoiNg tHrOuGh.ThEy mAY neEd thAt sMile & wiLl tReAsUre it foRevEr
Real love is not phone calls or msgs,
Its the silent smile in memory of ur sweet heart.
Simplfy-
"KAANUMPOL CHIRIKKUNNAD ALLA, KAANATHAPOL ORKKUNATHANU
SNEHAM.
TEACHER:
"Yellow vechoru paattu padu..."
Tintu Mon:
"Kaliveedurangi YELLOW
Kalivakkurangi YELLOW
Oru nokku kanuvanen aathmavu thengunn YELLOW"
Pinkimol: Visk undo.? Tintumon: Visk alla Vicks ennu para.
Pinkimol: Engil athu undo?
Tintumon: Vicks illa, Atherbaanchan
Mathiyo....?!!!
Boy-
Make road frm india 2 USA
God-
its very tough, ask somtng else.
Boy-
Make girls lov only 1 boy sincrly
God-
U want single road or xpress highway 2 USA..?
Treat ur life as a sea,
heart as a seashore
And friends as waves...
it never matters hw many waves there are,
what matters is how many waves touch the seashore.
BIRBAL KATHAKAL...
Tansen had a wish to suck d queen's boobs.
He asked birbal 4 help. Birbal askd 1000 gold coins 4 it.
Birbal put high-itchin lotion in d queen's bra n as treatment Birbal told emperor akbar dat special saliva of Tansen if applied for 4hrs would cure it.
Tansen sucked her boobs fully but refused 2 pay Birbal, thinkin he could never report dis 2 akbar.
Next day, Birbal put d same lotion in Akbar's underwear and Akbar called Tansen again!!
Birbal rockd;-)!
WORLD FRNDZ WEEK:
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They luv u
bt, they r not ur lover,
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They care 4 u
bt, they r not frm ur family,
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They r ready 2 share ur pain bt, they r nt in ur blood relation,
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Frnds..!!
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A True friend
scolds like a Dad..!
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Cares like a Mom..!
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Teases like a Sister..!
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Irritates like a Brother..!
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N finally loves u
more dan a lover..
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Snd 2 al ur special frnds who mean a lot to u..
It's WORLD
FRIENDS week..
Ddictd 2 al my gud frnds..
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Lorry ayakkunnundu.
sms undenkil kayattividuka.
ne kayari irikaruth ,
Waste edukkan vere vandi varum.
1)
Someone is loving you... caring you... watching over you protecting you...
Guess who ?
"Neighbour's dog"
2)A Lady & Lion Were Kissing Each Othr Inside a Cage in Circus.
Ring Master Asked
"Can Anyone Do it?
SARDAR-"I Can,But 1st Take d Stupid Lion Out"
3)A:TV poyi,FRIDGE poyi,AC poyi, ellam poyi
B: V-GUARD stabliser illalle
A: illa
B: nannayi, illenkil athum poyene...!
4)Diagram in book was not clear..So,madam drew diagram on blackboard andannounced..“Don‘t look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure! ----
5)A person in toilet hears from adjacent toiletHi, how r u?he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...So what r u up to?well, just sitting like you....Can i come over?No, no i am kinda busy now !! i have to call u back.There is an idiot in other toilet who isanswering my questions.. ;->
6)Dhridarashtrar comes toPanjali's house with sweets.She was bathing.She called him to bathroom and gave a chair. Angerku kannukaanillallo. After bath she askd: entha visesam? Dridarstr: innale kannu operatn ayirunu. Kazhcha kiti...
7) O.P.counteril irikkuna Tintumon patientinodu: entha peru?
Patient: U.T.
Drishtanandamahadeva Aiyer..!
Tintumon: 'Sasi' ennu vilikkum, appol varanam..!
8) "I Drink TV While Wachng Cofee,
Wash Mobil Wen Talkng On Dress,
Swich Off Bed Wn I Lay On My Light"
dis is hw i go mad wn I Open My 1 year Buks 4 studyn exam
9)A girl checks her weigt-58kg.Removed Chapals-56 Then Bag-53 Then Shall-52 Then coins finishd.Tintumon in q behind her says "u carry on.I'll put the coins!
10)Teacher: jeevidham oru utharam kittatha chodhyamanu
Tintumon:jeevidham mathramalla.. english,malayalam,social studies,maths.. ennivayum
11)Teacher: Your exam registration no. is 07MK4875
Tintumon: I will pay 2000 rupees extra, please give me a FANCY NUMBER
12)There Is Always A
"DRIVE SLOW" Board Near Boy's Schools,
But Not Near Girl's College
Why?
Because Vehicles Automatically Goes Slow...
13)Xtremly Sory 4 dstrbing u at dis time,Bt Plz can u do me a favour ?
If u r nt Busy or nt doin nythin Imprtnt, Can u Plz delete dis msg ?
Ther's nothing 2 read.
14)Try dis magic:
ur cel Number's last 2digit
x2
+5
x50
+ur AGE
+365
&
-615
Ans:
d Last 2 number is Ur Age &
1st 2 number is Ur cel No.
Pls Try It.
15)Rathyil njan ottaku avalude aduthu chennu. Neram pathirathri aval nalla urakkamanu.Avalariyadhe njan enganeya adhucheyyuka.Njan avalude kalil pidichu aval anangiyila.enik dairyamai.avalude urundu tudutha Mulakal kandapol avesamai. Mulakal keri pidichu.ho,Adyamaitanu njan inganeyoke cheyunad. Petennuthanne paal vannu tudangi....Haa..
Nandini pasu..,thanks
16)7 devils met me & they wanted 2 kill d world's most intelligent person.. i gave ur address..
see..How I fooled them n saved my Life:-)
17)2Boys follow 2Girls
Each girl tuk a rakhi,tied in their hands &said,
"ini enthu cheyum Brothers"
Boys:
Aliya,U mary my sistr,I'l mary Ur sistr!
18)
Makal:"amme ,njan Amirinde Gajini kandu,Suryende Gajiniyekalum kollaam"
Amma:"phaa!
ninne collegil vidunnadu ivanteyoke Gajini kanananodi?"
19)HEIGHT OF COURAGE:
A Senior Student During Raging Says:
"On Ur Mariage i Will Kiss Ur Wife"
Junior:
Ok Fine sir
i'm Going to Marry Ur Sister..
20)COLLEGE LIFE vs ENGLISH MOVIES ::
College-JURASSIC PARK
Principal-KINGKONG
H.O.D-HULK
Lecturer-BLADE
Lab-PLANET OF APES
Library-CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Canteen-FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
Clg Gate-AT THE WORLD'S END
Class Guy's-BAD BOYS.
Class Girl's-CHARLES ANGELS .
Love-TITANIC.
Syllabus-DEEP BLUE SEA.
Series exams-STAR WARS.
Internals-PRESTIGE.
Univesity. Exam-WAR OF WORLDS.
Invigilator-TERMINATOR.
Result-JUDGEMENT DAY.
suppli-DESTINY.
'ALL PASS'-MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.
21)Girl's in 1980
Grl:Amme njan innu churidar itote.?
Amma:venda ne pavadayum Blausum ita mati
GIRL'S IN 2009
G :Amme njan jeens anu idunatu
A:itolu mole.
Girl's in 2020
G:mam njan pokunnu.
A:di oru jetti engilum ittu podi .
