1)Teacher: jeevidham oru utharam kittatha chodhyamanu
Tintumon:jeevidham mathramalla.. english,malayalam,social studies,maths.. ennivayum
2)Thrilling family story..mom,dad & tintumon(hero)Tintu saw pinki and lovd her fortunately she comes opposite to his house love proposed..love goes smoothly...One day dady saw tintumon with pinki..Daddy: Who's that girl..?Tintu: I lov that girl & i will marry her..!Daddy shocked(Climax)Daddy: Imposible, she is ur sister..U can't marry her...!Tintu shocked(TWIST IN STORY)Mom: Don't worry tintu, I will arrange ur marriage..."u r not ur dad's son...!"Now Dad shocked...!END.
3)Tintumon phone eduthu number paranju kodukkukayanu..THIRI THIRI VEENDUM THIRI ANJARU VATTAM THIRIDid u understand..?3335603
4)tintumon: Achaa ishtika odumo????achan: ninodara ee mandatharam oke paranjetintumon: Alla!!varunna vazhik oru board kandu.. “ISHTIKAYUM ODUM”–
5)Tintumon ippol spoken english classil pokarullathu kondu veettil vannalum englishil mathrame speecharullu....
Oru divasam ravile Tintumon ammayodu "Mom, you marry d cow I'll rotate it"(Amma pasuvine kettu njan karakkam)
TINTUMON WHO THE CROCODILE (Tintumon aara mothalu)...:-D:-D:-D
6) Tintu mon puts his pencil into a horlicks bottle..
U knw Y??
To make the pencil taller, stronger & sharper......!!!
He is sooo intelligent...like u! :-
7)Tintu mon frndnod:Iam going" ithinte arthamenda?
Frnd:"njan povukaya...."
Tintu:aarodu chodichalum ithu thanneya parayunathu,
thanenkilum onnu paraa.
8)Tintumon: Aaraada thendy iruttathu nilkunnath?
Man: ithu njanada,ninte chittappan.
then Tintumon: Chittappanayirunno?
Njan vicharichu achananennu......!!!
9)Tintumon:My father can lift 8 people with one finger
Teacher:Dont tell these type of lies
Tintumon:Believe Me.My father is a lift operator
10) Tintumon to Kathakali artist: Keechaka vadham ethraya charge ?
Artist:Rs.10000
Tintumon:5000 rupa tharam. Vadhikanda. pedipichu vitta mathi.
11) Tintumom: Ini orikkalum Mazha Peyyumbol Idi Undavilla!
Frnd: Athentha?
Tintumon: Pathrathil vaartha undayirunnu: "Idi" Minnalettu Marichu !!
12) Tintumon Baril ninnum varunathu achan kandu
Achan : Enthinada Baril poye
Tintumon : Book vangan
Achan : Avideyentha book aano vilikkunathu?
Tintumon : ennale marannu vechathu vangan poyatha
13)Priye..
Manassil Njan Aayiram Thavana Thaali Kettiyathanu Ninne..
Eni Ambalathil Vechu Njan Ninne Vivaham Cheyyum..
Veettukaar Ethirthaalum Ninne Njan Upekshikkilla..
Ente Course kazhinja Udane Enikoru Joli kittum..
Athuvare Kaathirikkanam...
Nee Nale Ente Clasinte (1. C), Aduthu Varumo?
Allenkil Venda..
seniors(3rd) Avideyundu, pani Kittum..
Nale Njan Ninte UKG B' yude purakil Varaam,
Bakki Appol Parayam.....
By,
Ninte Mathram....
"TINTU"
14)Mintumol:i lov u Tintmon.I 2 lov u.Mintmol:nee enne etratholam snehikkunnu?Tintu: aakasatolam.Mintu:namukku vivaham kayikkam. Tintumon:adhinu nammale aaru kalyanam kayikkum?
15)Busil vadi kuthi nilkunna oru vayassan seatil irukkunna tintumonod “mon enne onnu sahayikkanam”
tintu: ”aa vadiyingu thannekoo,njan pidicholam”
16)Tintumon thante puthiya toy bus’umayi :
“drrrr…pee pee pom..
Stop!
Ella thendikalum irangiko.
Eni kayaraanulla kazhuverikal kayaru.
Puvam rite..drrr..
Kayari nilkada pulle.
drrr..”
Ithu shradicha tintumonte achan sahikettapol bus edthu maati.
5 mintolam tintumon karanjapol achan bus thirichu kodthu..
Tintumon:
“drrr pee pee pom pom..drrr.. Stop..!
Vegam irangada pattikale,
allengil thanne oru naayintemon karanam 5 minute late aayi..!!
Puvam rite. tin tin……!!
17)Mash: adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.
Tintumon: njan 100% mark vangum.
Mash: thamaasha parayallee…
Tintumon: Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?
18)Tintumons thermodynamic law of romance:
“Luv can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another with considerable loss of money”
19)tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
20)Tintumol: Ningal boys enthina girls-ne chase cheyyunnathu. Ningalkkavare Marry cheyyan plan illenkilum.
Tintumon: Pattikal car-inu pirake odunnathu car odikkanano ?
